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" واحد راجع من الكويت بيقول لصحبه اللى ساكن فى شبرا ان الكويت كلها على بعضها 100 ألف واحد
قاله : ساكنين فى انى شقة ؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟"


الخبر ده عن قطر ، مبعدناش كتير أوى
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كان فى مرة شيخ فى الأزهر عندو امتحان كونفرجن ، راح الامتحان ، ورجع ، صحى تانى يوم الصبح قال الفتوة دى

يخربيت الهس

chinese horoscope ....!!

One of my eldest mail ....

Whatever you do, don't cheat!

CHINESE HOROSCOPE :
THE YEAR OF THE IRON DRAGON,
WISHING YOU PROSPERITY AND GOOD FORTUNE IN THE
CHINESE NEW YEAR

FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS -
DO NOT CHEAT
OR IT WON'T WORK AND
YOU WILL WISH YOU HADN`T.

TAKE 3 MINUTES
TRY THIS - IT WILL FREAK YOU OUT.

THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO ME SAID
HER WISH CAME TRUE 10 MINUTES AFTER SHE FORWARDED THE EMAIL

NO CHEATING !!!!

THIS GAME HAS A FUNNY / CREEPY OUTCOME.

DO NOT READ AHEAD, JUST DO IT.

IT TAKES ABOUT 3 MINUTES - WORTH A TRY

1st. Get PEN and PAPER

2nd. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT YOU ACTUALLY KNOW

3rd. GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS !!!!! Very important for good results.

4th. SCROLL DOWN

ONE LINE AT THE TIME
DON`T READ AHEAD
otherwise
YOU WILL RUIN THE FUN.

1. On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE NUMBERS 1 through 11 in a COLUMN on the LEFT.












2. BESIDE the NUMBERS 1 & 2 ,

WRITE DOWN ANY
2 NUMBERS YOU WANT.

DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE NUMBER?

3. BESIDE the NUMBERS 3 & 7 ,

WRITE DOWN THE NAMES OF TWO MEMBERS
OF THE OPPOSITE SEX.

CAUTION: DO NOT LOOK AHEAD or IT WILL NOT TURN OUT RIGHT














4. WRITE ANYONES NAME

(like FRIENDS or FAMILY...)
next to 4, 5, & 6 .

DON`T CHEAT OR YOU`LL BE UPSET THAT YOU DID













5. WRITE down FOUR SONG TITLES in 8, 9, 10, & 11
















6. Finally,

MAKE A WISH

ARE YOU READY?
HERE IS THE

KEY TO THE GAME

1. THE NUMBER of PEOPLE YOU MUST TELL ABOUT THIS GAME is found in

SPACE 2

2. THE PERSON IN SPACE

3 IS THE ONE YOU LOVE

3. THE PERSON YOU LIKE but your relationship CANNOT WORK is in

SPACE 7

4. YOU CARE MOST about the PERSON you put in

SPACE 4

5. THE PERSON YOU NAME IN NUMBER 5 IS THE ONE WHO

KNOWS YOU VERY WELL.

6. THE PERSON YOU NAMED IN 6 IS THE YOUR

LUCKY STAR

7. THE SONG IN 8 IS THE SONG THAT MATCHES WITH THE

PERSON IN NUMBER 3

8. THE TITLE IN 9 IS THE SONG FOR THE

PERSON IN 7

9. THE 10TH SPACE IS THE SONG THAT TELLS YOU MOST ABOUT

YOUR MIND

10. AND 11 IS THE SONG TELLING HOW YOU

FEEL ABOUT LIFE

11. NUMBER 1 IS YOUR

LUCKY NUMBER

SEND THIS TO A MINIMUM OF
10 PEOPLE
WITHIN AN HOUR OF READING THIS.

IF YOU DO, YOUR WISH WILL COME TRUE.

IF YOU FAIL TO, IT WILL BECOME THE OPPOSITE

STRANGE HOW IT SEEMS TO WORK.

travelling in time

the déjà vu movie introduces an idea that we can see the actual past , by making a wormhole in the space , in other way build a bridge in time to find the past

let me explain what I have understood

We actually view the past , the light take some time _ although it's very little _ to reflect from all thing we see , similarly the sun light takes about 8 minutes and 20 seconds to reach the earth as the light travel into the space with a speed of 300 km/sec and the distance from here to the sun is about 150 million km .

Another important example that will explain , the stars we see in the sky are not actually the stars , because they are far away from the earth , but in reality we see the stars from some time ago , probably hundreds of years , the time taken for the light of the star to reach our telescopes .

the idea is : what if we bring that point of space here in our earth , by bending the space , or making a wormhole by black holes , so we can see the past

What Black Holes do as I think is minimizing the speed of light so it can travels slower and reaches us after a specific time , 4 days 6 hours as in our movie .

If we can reach past , are we able to change in past , the mind says no , because the past has consequences done already in his future which is our present time , and that is the second important idea discussed in the film .

The common idea between all the science fiction films , is that if u can travel in past u will be a cause for a something done in the future , and it's impossible to change the past that God has made .

The big director of the film " Tony Scott " let us imagine that we really can change the past to change our future , in many cases we hope that it's possible to save lives , or to make success .

addiction

i began playing sudoku from about 1 year , i adore this game , it's all about logic , how to begin , and how to build ur own strategy to finish rapidly , and how to create new strategies , and how to realize you are wrong and have to restart , or at least search about error ....

i began to be addicted with this game from 2 months , and discovered new kinds od it ( like killer , greater than , greater than killer , jigsaw , samuray .... ) , i think that Japaneses have invented these games as usual

those steps mentioned in the begining are missing in our days , and in our way of thinking , in our way of act with problems we face , for example : we don't have the ability to realize the truth that we are wrong and we have to start over , or try new solutions , or learn new solutions ....

to try sudoku , killer , jigsaw and other ... visit this
to try greater than and greater than killer ... visit this

أطول شجرة فى العالم

ربنا يستر وامتحان بكره ميبقاش طول كده .....


يادى الطول يادى الطول

ليبيا

هما كلمتين

أول كلمة :
زيارة الرئيس المصرى المبجل حسنى مبارك إلى ليبيا بغرض إقامة قمة خماسية بين رؤساء دول كل من ليبيا و مصر والسودان والجزائر و تونس والسودان

أيا كان ما سيناقش فى هذه القمة ، فهو بالتأكيد لن ينفذ ، المكتوب فى المصرى اليوم إن الرؤساء سيتناقشوا فى أمور فلسطين والغراق ولبنان و...و.... إلى آخر الليستة

المصدر من المصرى اليوم

تانى كلمة :

عودة بعثة منتخب مصر للكرة الخماسية من ليبيا بردو ، بعد ما تعرضت للإعتداء الشديد من قبل المنتخب الليبى ، وذلك بعدما فاز المنتخب المصرى على نظيره الليبى ، وفى النهاية اعتبر المنتخب المصرى منسحبا ............

المصدر من المصرى اليوم

الصراحة مش قادر أرغى علشان عندى وجع فى الفيلد بتاعى ....

ya 7alawa !!!

فرصة لن تتكرر
اغتنمها حتى لا تفوتك
لن تكرر ثانية

بلد معروضة للبيع
بليون دولار أمريكى فقط

خش واتفرج

يا ترى حييجى ونلاقى تفسنا معروضين للبيع ....!!!!